we have a Porsche and they are teaching me to drive it like Andretti

A friend of mine, we used a financial calculator, 12in ruler and graph paper to trade, asked, “what is different about this game.” I responded, “It is the same game, the game has not changed. Remember when we would set up the trade on the bid and ask window and put our money above or below the big players, depending if we are going long or short.” He shrugged, “Yeah.” I said, “We are doing the same thing except now instead of driving a 1957 VW beetle that smokes like a Cheech and Chong movie, we have a Porsche and they are teaching me to drive it like Andretti.”

Sam Spade (Los Angeles, CA)